tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8975835436255022813.post4915612223859048367..comments2024-03-18T08:17:10.105-04:00Comments on The Irreverent Psychologist: This Little Piggy Went to the MarketAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00437830556630350204noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8975835436255022813.post-86165440998565058172013-02-05T16:41:09.709-05:002013-02-05T16:41:09.709-05:00Thought you'd like to know. I'm facing cha...Thought you'd like to know. I'm facing charges of irreverent behavior and impersonating a parent and/or child!! I got caught trying to get into the cookie jar! (I was much better at this when I was six!)<br /><br />There I was strolling down the aisles of my local grocery store acting almost entirely like a responsible grownup. Then it happened. The frozen food section empties into the bakery, which I usually steer clear of on account of my cookie addiction. <br /><br />But, I got to giggling to myself. I'm sure a particularly dopey look settled on my face. Cookie. *giggles* Dr. Jason *giggles* being irreverent *giggles* So, I decide to go for it! I walk myself up to the counter like I was the parent of a small child, grabbed the bit of paper they offer to take a cookie and... um... huh... um... I heard, "I'll get that for you ma'am." <br /><br />AWE FUDGESICLES! BUSTED!<br /><br />That clear plastic cookie container opens from the back! <br /><br />IT'S A TRAP!<br /><br />I did get my sugar cookie w/ the pretty sprinkles though. :P<br /><br />~ rl<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8975835436255022813.post-38718920379927967822013-02-04T18:39:38.696-05:002013-02-04T18:39:38.696-05:00Yeah... you may want to lay low for a while. Massa...Yeah... you may want to lay low for a while. Massachusetts is already on Florida's radar because of a certain A. Rascal who keeps visiting from Mass. :o)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8975835436255022813.post-47468042777894650822013-02-04T13:33:32.341-05:002013-02-04T13:33:32.341-05:00Oh great. Now I am going to be charged with contri...Oh great. Now I am going to be charged with contributing to the irreverency of a Floridian if we keep this up. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00437830556630350204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8975835436255022813.post-51007890198681496572013-02-04T13:21:46.384-05:002013-02-04T13:21:46.384-05:00Hmmm.... thinking.... Dress up like a pregnant wom...Hmmm.... thinking.... Dress up like a pregnant woman. If we have one bun in the oven, it stands to reason we have other little ones running loose throughout the store. <br /><br />Oooooo! Better yet, buy one of those child leashes that were so popular a few years back. If we're caught taking a free kiddie cookie, hold up the leash, look exasperated and exclaim, "Not again!" <br /><br />:D I am so going to get a free cookie!<br /><br />- releasing lunacyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8975835436255022813.post-86363520127215299792013-02-04T13:10:24.957-05:002013-02-04T13:10:24.957-05:00We might consider a disguise to prevent being bann...We might consider a disguise to prevent being banned from the bakery. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00437830556630350204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8975835436255022813.post-3560801990564986052013-02-04T13:09:11.952-05:002013-02-04T13:09:11.952-05:00Sounds like a plan! Though, it'd be my luck I&...Sounds like a plan! Though, it'd be my luck I'd pick the kid who'd shout "She's not my mommy" & I'd be banned from the bakery for life! *looks for pre-verbal tot*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8975835436255022813.post-63201925738872714842013-02-04T12:13:43.346-05:002013-02-04T12:13:43.346-05:00Just yesterday I was suspiciously eyeing a box of ...Just yesterday I was suspiciously eyeing a box of cookies at the counter that said "parents, help your children to a free cookie." I debated whether I could swipe one without being noticed..and if I was noticed if I could quickly borrow a nearby child and pretend that the cookie was for them...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00437830556630350204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8975835436255022813.post-85679705336100868372013-01-20T12:28:22.327-05:002013-01-20T12:28:22.327-05:00LOL Yours truly was a unique childhood!
...and y...LOL Yours truly was a unique childhood! <br /><br />...and yes, free cookies are still given to children at the grocery store where I shop (this fact annoys one of my inner littles greatly! she doesn't understand why she doesn't get a cookie. behooves me to steer clear of the bakery.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com